asshole maneuver Share definition Flag an asshole maneuver is an action performed by an asshole (person) that directly affects a reciever of the action in a negative way. Dan- "Shirley didn't even show up to her date with joe." Mo- "Damn, what an asshole maneuver." asshole maneuver by stephan666 October 19, 2005 Get the asshole maneuver mug.