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someone who is an asshat is:
1- (the most common one) a bastard
2- someone who literally has an ass for a hat
1 - that dude is a total asshat
2 - how does that dude have an asshat in winter? (thinking) he must get that puss on the reg
by A Grammer Nazi November 30, 2017
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One or more persons drops pants and place their bare asses on the victims head, take a photo and laugh your own ass off.
Mayr is a frequent wearer of an ass hat.
He does not find it funny butt we do.
by JFFFP September 25, 2011
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An individual so devoid of intellectual capacity as to render their person, more specifically from the torso up, as nothing more than a decorative headpiece resting atop their buttocks. This is not to be confused with the verb "asshat", which is the physical act of cranial-rectal inversion.
St. Anselm: "God is a being than which no greater being can be conceived. If God does not exist in actuality, then he can be conceived to be greater than he is. Therefore, God exists.โ€

David Hume: "You just begged the question, you fucking asshat!"
by The Real Mad Hatter February 16, 2017
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An asshat is someone who isn't worthy of the title "asshole", so they put their hole on their hat therefore making them an asshat.
"______ (name), don't be a fricking asshat"

Similar funny quote:
"______ (name), get your head out of your ass it isn't an ass.
by Omnomcookies February 03, 2015
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N; A person whose upper torso exists solely to decorate their own ass; in essence, their attractive lower body and its' usefulness is the sole reason for the upper half's existence.
He doesn't have to understand metaphors, he's an asshat.
by Banjodanger April 19, 2013
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