ass-face to the wind

A state of total fluster and/or confusion.
I'm totally ass-face to the wind right now, don't ask me for directions!
by joshula December 05, 2006
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ass-faced to the wind

in a state of complete confusion and/or fluster
I'm so ass-faced to the wind right now I don't even know what's going on!
by Joshula February 01, 2008
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