ass-face to the wind

A state of total fluster and/or confusion.

I'm totally ass-face to the wind right now, don't ask me for directions!

by joshula December 9, 2008

ass-faced to the wind

in a state of complete confusion and/or fluster

I'm so ass-faced to the wind right now I don't even know what's going on!

by Joshula January 31, 2008