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ass slinging snatcher

Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slenderman’s “hood cousin”, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.
“Yo, I was just walking alone and then the Ass Slinging Snatcher got me!”
by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2023
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ass slinging snatcher

Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slenderman’s “hood cousin”, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.
“Yo, I was just walking alone and then the Ass Slinging Snatcher got me!”
by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2023
mugGet the ass slinging snatchermug.

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