ass sandwich 

A sandwich, made of ass and poo. From a Jack Chick parody strip.

This is an ASS SANDWICH. It is made of ASS and POO.

ass sandwich by Jethro December 6, 2003

ass sandwich 

The act of planting one's ass on another's face, usually after they've been overserved and are passed out on a couch or bed. Proper form "fits" the butt crack atop the nose.

Bobby came home hammered and passed out. So I gave him an ass sandwich.

ass sandwich by Mark Regan September 3, 2006

ass sandwich 

Your head accidentaly/on purpose gets put between two asses

"So here I am, getting dressed at the gym when two fat senior citzens get out of the sauna and make me the meat to their ass sandwich."

ass sandwich by asswip'e September 24, 2007

ass sandwich 

1. a bad day
2. horrible event
3. bad food
4. McDonalds

My old lady left me, once again life has handed me an ass sandwich!

ass sandwich by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

Ass Sandwich 

Being the vehicle stuck between the jackass going below the speed limit and the jackass riding your bumper because of it.

ALSO a term used for a group of 3 or more people who stand right in the middle of an isle or walkway to have a conversation, oblivious to the all people trying to get around them.

Excuse me...excuse me... I have to use the can. Excuse me. Really? You are currently being a complete ass sandwich, move your shit elsewhere!

Ass Sandwich by lady nude bottom August 7, 2012

Ass Sandwich 

A sex term describing poop in between 2 buttcheeks being eaten.

A fed B an ass sandwich, and now B wants another.

Ass Sandwich by Racoons In A Trenchcoat October 16, 2019

ass sandwich 

The act of inserting a piece of bread, meat, or cheese between the cheeks of someone's ass, including your own, with the direct intention of feeding it to someone too drunk to notice.

That fat bitch was so drunk I gave her an ass sandwich.

ass sandwich by OG Pueblo October 9, 2007