Ass pains

when he goes a bit too hard and your ass is sore.

Alyssa: Damn, Asiana, why is your ass so red?
Asiana: oh, Asher went too hard on me yesterday. He fell in deep. Now I have Ass Pains
Alyssa: oh, I’m sorry! Bet it felt good though.

by aboshmabo June 1, 2018

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Ass Paint

When someone uses feces to write a message or paint a picture, they are using Ass Paint.

Using ASS PAINT, Holly wrote a beautifully worded love note to Johnny on the bathroom wall.

by FunnyMrBiggs August 23, 2011

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ass pained

Being annoyed or irritated.

"Jeff is so ass pained right now it's insane, he just needs to chill"

"I'm so fucking ass pained right now- dude I can't.

by Gilletteguy August 5, 2022

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ass pained

Being annoyed or irritated.

"Jeff is so ass pained right now it's insane, he just needs to chill"

"I'm so fucking ass pained right now- dude I can't.

by Gilletteguy August 5, 2022

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Verb: 1) to strike repeatedly, to pummel, to spank, to wallop.
2) to teach a lesson (or lesson of dominance) through physical abuse; demonstrating superior strength.

The term seems to have sprung from the late 60s to early 70s in Americana. It's a term you'd hear spoken by Red Foreman on That 70's Show, and by the older brother on Supernatural.

(brother-to-brother POV) "If you tell Mom I set the curtains on fire again, I will paint your ass!"
(mother-to-child POV) "You can touch those muffins...if you want me to paint your ass!"

There is no diminished meanings when used in any American culture or race.

(Mexican mother-to-daughter POV) "Oi Maria! I paint ju ass twice already, why you still date Oscar?"

by shawnesty June 29, 2012

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