by yetti March 21, 2003
The sole aim of the life of an ass pirate is the acquisition of these valuable, golden nuggets produced only in the nether regions of airline executives.
As the multi-million dollar bail out of the top airlines passed, the halls of Congress were an ass pirate's heaven... ass nuggets were to be had by all.
by Drew Bryden April 30, 2003
by Lazy Minded October 16, 2007
by Calipuff420 March 1, 2011
Poop comprised of small, well-formed pieces, usually 4-10 in number, that are easily expelled and require little toilet paper usage afterwards. Their appearance and consistency is similar to rabbit poop. They are similar to Ass Potatoes, but smaller and more numerous, and they are the "opposite" of Ass Bread.
I have to take a crap, but I'm in a hurry, so I'm hoping for a couple of quick ass potatoes, or at least a handful of ass nuggets. The last thing I need is a bunch of ass bread.
by Andrew June 16, 2006
an Ass Nugget is just a relatable term used for idiotic people whom you hate a lot, generally used for someone who annoys you on a general basis.
by m._dawg_.m November 2, 2019
by JtothaC March 31, 2005