ass munchin
One who constantly has their nose up the bosses ass. He or she will purposely try to make you look bad so that they look good.
ass munchin by Blake Dremmel April 8, 2007
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ass munching cunt face
The third most offensive insult someone can receive. see cunt muffin, and cock juggling thunder cunt
ass munching cunt face by Failbot6669 June 20, 2011
ass munchies
Watch weight watchers commercials or take a stroll downtown. you'll see what I mean.
That big woman has the ass munchies
That big woman has the ass munchies
ass munchies by Tokyo Faygo August 24, 2006
ass munchkin
ass munchkin by The dude March 27, 2003
ass munching
The act of being such a disgusting human being, you eat someone's asshole, and lick up the stray turds.
ass munching by Bubsthehut September 3, 2016
ass munchie
ass munchie by BlackSlave63 September 19, 2018
munchie ass
munchie ass by Juggstarvon April 1, 2017
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