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Ass Monster 

A living creature that is born out of your asshole. It runs around and rips people's heads.
"My daughter got eaten by an ass monster!"
Ass Monster by Markey May 22, 2003

ass monster 

one who gives rough buttsex. an insult.
ass monster by jay May 17, 2003

Ass Monster 

One who has a nice, big, sexy ass but has an ugly ass face.
Damn lookit that ass!! hope that ass monster doesn't turn around..
Ass Monster by peter January 23, 2004

Monster Ass Monster 

When you have a huge ass and your ass is eating your pants exposing your crack.
when big ol' aunt sally came over last Christmas she had a Monster Ass Monster
Monster Ass Monster by frosty8 June 25, 2008

Ass Face Lava Monster

A person who acts like a monster made of Lava, With an Ass for a Face......Its pretty self explanitory.
Person 1:Hey did you see that guy slap a baby sea lion in the face?
Pesron 2:Yea dude. What an Ass Face Lava Monster.

Let A Monster Out Of Your Ass 

The action of releasing a giant pile of fresh caca, like, the warmest smelliest largest pile of doodoo you've ever seen, even after wiping, you'll still get dirty pants.
Autumn: "DUDE HURRY UP I NEED TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT!"
Filip: "SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M MAKING MOONSHINE IN MY BATHTUB, GO LET A MONSTER OUT OF YOUR ASS IN A HOLW OUTSIDE!"
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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