More often than not, as far as train wrecks
go, the ass end of a train
wreck is arguably the most desirable position one might occupy whilst finding they are in the midst of a train
wreck in process. The exception to this principle, of course, would be in the event that a train got ass wrecked. Even so, the ass-end of the offending party would most certainly fare significantly better than that of the violated party.
Boy: "Hey, Girl, did you have a rough night last night? You look like you just crawled out of the Ass End of a Train
Wreck."
Girl: "
Maybe so, but if you think I LOOK bad, I FEEL like that Train must have gotten Ass-Wrecked."