ass end

The worst part of something.

I got the ass end of the chocolate cake.

by Keynon May 21, 2005

ass-end of space

A location extremely far away. A great distant away.

I have a prescription for THC, but the only dispensary near me is at the "ass-end of space"!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 28, 2021

ass end of space

some remote location extremely far away; butt fucking egypt; back 40;

Jane: Hey Hailey, where are you parked?
Hailey: *points down the never ending parking lot* oh, you know the ass end of space

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Ass end of a menstruating skunk

1. An extremely foul smell caused from any multitude of malodorous, poorly combined noxious odors.

2. Something crawled up your ass and died.

1. (Used when America still owned industry)

Husband: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk!

Wife: No, paper plant.

2. Person A: Did you fart?

Person B: No.

Person A: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk.

by skunker09 December 1, 2009

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball similar to dont know your ass from a hole in the ground a little more funny

you mister president dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

by bluebear March 31, 2020

Ass End of a Train Wreck

More often than not, as far as train wrecks go, the ass end of a train wreck is arguably the most desirable position one might occupy whilst finding they are in the midst of a train wreck in process. The exception to this principle, of course, would be in the event that a train got ass wrecked. Even so, the ass-end of the offending party would most certainly fare significantly better than that of the violated party.

Boy: "Hey, Girl, did you have a rough night last night? You look like you just crawled out of the Ass End of a Train Wreck."
Girl: "Maybe so, but if you think I LOOK bad, I FEEL like that Train must have gotten Ass-Wrecked."

by Buzzyfuzzsaw April 21, 2014

The ass end of hard times

When you feel extremely sick.

His sinus infection was so bad that he said he felt like the ass end of hard times.

by Maddogg radio December 10, 2023