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Ass Canned 

v. (Past Simple) The past action of Ass Canning. When an individual has been on the receiving end of anal sex.
Last night Johnny was ass canning Jill while watching the evening news. The next morning, Jill was speaking to her best friend Melissa about the previous night of anal sex. Jill told Melissa, "Johnny ass canned me good, and I can barely sit down today."
Ass Canned by St0rmshadow May 19, 2008
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canned ass

when your ass is so nice it could be canned and sold
like canned peaches
canned ass by zserh November 16, 2005
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canned ass

a variety of canned foods,including,all the chef boy r d products,spam,treet,vienna sausages,potted meat,ham spread etc.
we have all seen the canned ass at the grocery store and we thought no one eats it. we ate canned ass for lunch because we are locked in that fuckin building all night.
canned ass by yetti April 7, 2003

Canned Ass

Nickname for a pale skinned, parasitic, liberal twot. She is a ho, if you have the dough. Don't fall hard for her after you pump a load in her snapper, she has a habit of jumping from guy to guy in a heartbeat. I would also like to add that she gives lousy blow jobs(so-I have been told).
*See: Candace In Brockport/Ghettos-ville Rochester.
Canned Ass by J.R. Cahoon June 28, 2004

assbanned 

To be banned from a vBulletin forum by your class C IP address range.

ie you post something naughty under 192.168.32.145 and they then ban the whole 192.168.32.x range, causing you to have to change ISP's to repost.
last night I spammed the fuck out of the Harmony Central forums and those fuckers assbanned me on Class C.
assbanned by assmaster May 23, 2004
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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