Noah Sayres.
by Helga the Duck March 25, 2009
-noun
1. derogatory term for a homosexual male, similar to fag
2. a straight man with a predilection for anal sex
3. a person who engages in deliberately nasty, hostile and contentious behavior designed to provoke and intimidate others
-related forms
ass banditry, adverb
1. derogatory term for a homosexual male, similar to fag
2. a straight man with a predilection for anal sex
3. a person who engages in deliberately nasty, hostile and contentious behavior designed to provoke and intimidate others
-related forms
ass banditry, adverb
1. "God hates ass bandits."
2. "Ew, he's an ass bandit???"
3. "That ass bandit called my mobile seventeen times last night because he knew I was on a date. That kind of ass-banditry is the reason I dumped his sorry ass in the first place."
2. "Ew, he's an ass bandit???"
3. "That ass bandit called my mobile seventeen times last night because he knew I was on a date. That kind of ass-banditry is the reason I dumped his sorry ass in the first place."
by Ming Merciless October 27, 2007
a person who prefers anal sex, especially when it involves the de-virginizing (or taking of) a persons anus.
by dakevster December 13, 2006
by Vega$ Bill November 29, 2002
A man who runs around in a thong, cape and shiny mardi gras mask during the night and bones un-suspecting men up the ass. Much of the time, boy scouts.
by John Milanese June 05, 2006
by spicymince February 05, 2004
Male who likes male ass. Known as Homosexual Or Fag. Often talks with a lisp.
Do not bend over in close proximity to an ass bandit or you’re in for a goosing. One of their favorite pastimes.
Assbandits do not make good friends. As bandits also like to take it in the rear.
Do not bend over in close proximity to an ass bandit or you’re in for a goosing. One of their favorite pastimes.
Assbandits do not make good friends. As bandits also like to take it in the rear.
by U2rockyoursocks August 27, 2006