ass attack

Being REALLY REALLY stoned, resulting in your ass falling asleep. See stoned

Dude, after smoking that blunt, I felt an ass attack coming on.

by Navras July 27, 2005

Ass Attack

An ass attack is when you are feeling completely normal without the feeling of having to take a shit. Then all of a sudden out of nowhere you have to shit and shit BAD!! You pretty much have less than one minute to find a toilet. It can happen anytime or anywhere.

I was standing in my kitchen feeling completely normal making dinner then all of a sudden I had an Ass Attack, so I ran to the bathroom and pulled my pants down just in time to make it in the toilet.

by Tim_M_G February 19, 2009

Ass Attack

the sudden attack of the anus

joey planned a stealthy ass attack

by KiNkyKelLy July 30, 2006

Ass Attack

the runs, diarrhea

after eating that enchilada I had an ass attack

by moi December 09, 2003

ass attacker

A homosexual man who pounds ones sphincter until it is so sore one feels that their ass is on fire

Did you see joe and his boyfriend they look like a couple of ass attackers

by aj101 July 24, 2006

Ass Attack

Giving it hard, deep and fast in your anal orfice

my girlfriend loves an ass attack...she loves it

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Ass Attack

When a man unexpectdly gives another man anal.

Mike gave Tim an ass attack.

by xlmafia March 11, 2003