ass cock

A very small penis. So small it's only good to use in the ass.

"He had a total ass cock."

by Milkyjg October 20, 2007

ass cock

A dumbass action or person who does a completely idiotic to do; a dick.

Justin: I rocked you in the game of bball son.
Alex:Yeah, almost as hard as I rocked your mom last night.
Justin: You ass cock!

by ratpack March 31, 2006

Ass Cock

The state of a cock after anal.

"I'm not sticking that ass cock in my mouth!"
"I never suck ass cock."
"Just cuz they suck ass cock in porn doesn't mean I will!"

by Numpless April 01, 2010

ass cock

a joke that was removed from the ovie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. makes people think, ass cock? then u make them look stupid by saying 'ass means donkey!"

THat suked ass cock! Ass means donkey, u retard!

by Tweemo February 23, 2003

Ass Cock

A name given to someone who is completely stupid and a loser. Normally used to describe people using the nickname "spaded"

Spaded : I am a stupid loser
Some person : Oh shut u ass cock

by Some person December 26, 2004

ass cock

an ass's cock

"My ass's cock is bigger than your ass's cock."

by Soapy5 December 18, 2003

ass-cock

referring to someone being both an asshole and cock sucker

"Bob is such an ass-cock"

by unanimous November 08, 2004