humpty ass

Silly, stupid, forgetful

My humpty ass forgot to save my paper and I lost it when my computer crashed.

by Taco Tea Co. May 12, 2006

Ass-Coning

When two people attach cones to each of their ass cheeks at the base, and insert them into each other's asses tapered side out. This leaves one unused cone on each person's ass cheeks. This allows for others to chain the effect and join in on the fun as long as they have enough ass-cones.

I walked outside my house yesterday and everyone in the neighborhood was just...ass-coning!

Altogether ass-coning!

by Aborro Watabonosk March 21, 2017

Garbage Ass Guts

The indulgence of foods that do not agree with you resulting in flatulence and forceful excrement within a short time frame of consumption.

Hey, be sure your Uncle don't get ANY dairy. You know he got them garbage ass guts.

by January 3, 2021

ass guzzler

Someone who just sucks some much ass that they have the fuel economy of a hummer h2, usually reserved for shitty drivers

Nice blinker you ass guzzler or this bitch guzzles so much ass she can't even hit 40mph

by PChiddie December 20, 2017

Grab ass july

In July boys get to grab girls asses without any consequences in payback for kick dick day

Guess what month it is grab ass july

by Grab ass july October 2, 2020

ass nut

Ass nut is when you put both your balls in a woman's vagina while putting your dick in the woman's anus

Me and Tim Tim are go one do ass nut. You in ?

by Butt snack March 11, 2018

Ass Nuts

(adj) super crazy

"Consumers are going ass nuts over this content."

by WhatIsForeverAnyways December 18, 2018