Ass Cannon

Was a dangerous weapon used in Desert Storm. Banned for the severity of inhumane killing methods.

Ever used an ass cannon before? Whoever uses them usually are asshole.

by Suck Dick Sam May 22, 2015

Foot-ass

It can mean one of two things :

1. When someone basically shoots themselves in the foot when doing something, screws themselves over, a self-fulfilling prophecy etc.

Or...

2. When you get beat at something or get your ass handed to you by someone in any way, shape or form.

( Note : Check yourself before you screw yourself. )

Simply put, don’t be a foot-ass. Lol.

Examples :

And to think, Tyler thought he was all that and a bag of Pretzels... Boy, what an absolute foot-ass!

Or...

Everything was fine until Phoebe started to shade us around her new friends... She’s been such a foot-ass lately...

Or...

Can’t you go 5 seconds without being a foot-ass?

by July 11, 2021

Rig stone ass

A very flat ass that is hard as stone

“shorty got that rig stone ass”

by Cunt father March 4, 2022

dusty ass bitch

A derogatory term for wrestlers in the MMA world. They always shoot for a takedown at the earliest opportunity. Fucking annoying.

He hurt him! HE HURT HIM! No one saw it! That's why he shot for a takedown! Dusty ass bitch!

by thelastgynobender November 24, 2021

Bree’s Tight Ass

A fine young lady named Bree with a juicy ass and a nice hole.

Boy #1 - “Damn, look at Bree’s Tight Ass”
Boy #2 - “That shit is lookin hella bussin”
Boy #1 - “I think I’m gonna bust”
Boy #2 - “Me too”

by Popycic August 29, 2021

ass-sucking day

a day in which one sucks someone's ass. it's only on tuesday tho

"oh hey it's tuesday!"
"did you know that tuesday is ass-sucking day?"
"really? no, i didn't!"
"well, you know what that means..."

by THE ass sucker December 17, 2021

Ass Rooster

When someone in your house farts so loud that it wakes you up in the morning.

I was woken up this morning by my Tom's ass rooster.

by JayMan2018 November 20, 2018