AlexJewell is such an assbaby, the boss had to go to the bathroom to birth him.

(1) Joe: Yeah, man, Bildo called today. Fred: Oh yeah, whats did that assbaby want?

(2) She was grunting on the toilet.... her asshole was splitting with pain. This had to be the biggest shit she had ever took. With one final bloodcurdling scream , the unholy monster pushed its way past her gaping sphincter and went plop into the commode. She was half afraid to look, but she did, and was instantly horrified by what she beheld. It was an assbaby!!!! A perfectly formed head with a skeletor ugly face the end of a 9 inch turd with little arms and legs sticking out the sides. But just then, her natural motherly instinct took over and she showered the fresh assbaby with love and affection. She kissed it and carresed it and even tho it left brown smears on her cheek, she adored it with all her heart. She made up her mind on the spot. She would call it Bildo.

carlos: damn essay that chica over there meng. i heard all her little niños are ass babies dude.

jesus: nasty little bastardos too homes

Last night I saw the ass babies, I'd like to say that I was entertained-- but I'm allergic to lying. Delicious!

Why hello Mabel, i havent seen you since our last scrapbooking party! By the way, have you seen that green rhinosaurus, the one that was ass-@#$%^ by the alien. She delivered an ass baby just last week.

"Lawrence, Don't queer this for me! I'm trying to give him an assbaby!"

1. I want to have his baby. In fact, I want him to cum in my ass my so I can have his ass baby.

2. That man is so good-looking even his ass babies would be cute.