An individual who kisses and spends so much time up other people's asses they have a longer gestation period than a huge turd.
AlexJewell is such an assbaby, the boss had to go to the bathroom to birth him.
by Yep I'm that guy April 06, 2018
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An assbaby is a muthafucker that weren't born from no pussy......... noooooo sirreeee.... this homeboy was born out of some nasty crack ho's turd encrusted asshole. We all know a moe fugga like this. He runs off da mowf and is fulla shit about 99% of the time and pretty much embarrases you to be seen with his lame ass. Hes a full grown asshole now, but once upon a time he was born an assbaby.
(1) Joe: Yeah, man, Bildo called today. Fred: Oh yeah, whats did that assbaby want?

(2) She was grunting on the toilet.... her asshole was splitting with pain. This had to be the biggest shit she had ever took. With one final bloodcurdling scream , the unholy monster pushed its way past her gaping sphincter and went plop into the commode. She was half afraid to look, but she did, and was instantly horrified by what she beheld. It was an assbaby!!!! A perfectly formed head with a skeletor ugly face the end of a 9 inch turd with little arms and legs sticking out the sides. But just then, her natural motherly instinct took over and she showered the fresh assbaby with love and affection. She kissed it and carresed it and even tho it left brown smears on her cheek, she adored it with all her heart. She made up her mind on the spot. She would call it Bildo.

by Ezeerider September 22, 2006
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a baby is convieved when its mother gets preggers from doing it in the ass. usualy ill tempered
carlos: damn essay that chica over there meng. i heard all her little niños are ass babies dude.

jesus: nasty little bastardos too homes
by david from faggotown June 03, 2007
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A mediocre sketch-comedy show...
Last night I saw the ass babies, I'd like to say that I was entertained-- but I'm allergic to lying. Delicious!
by B. Marshall November 02, 2003
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When a female rhinosaurus gets knocked up by an alien from anal sex, later she has ass babies
Why hello Mabel, i havent seen you since our last scrapbooking party! By the way, have you seen that green rhinosaurus, the one that was ass-@#$%^ by the alien. She delivered an ass baby just last week.
by Pygmaliaa March 26, 2010
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A man's ejaculate, when deposited in the rectum of another (usually a man), is known as an assbaby.
"Lawrence, Don't queer this for me! I'm trying to give him an assbaby!"
by R. Wright October 20, 2006
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A turd, with cum on it.
1. I want to have his baby. In fact, I want him to cum in my ass my so I can have his ass baby.

2. That man is so good-looking even his ass babies would be cute.
by RobAndKendra May 15, 2010
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