Asphalt challenge

When a person dies, their body temperature cools down to the temperature of the asphalt they lay on.

A man overdosed on some marijuana laced with fentanyl and took the asphalt challenge in his garage. Luckily, paramedics were able to use narcan and save his life.

by ElevatedPanguitch October 5, 2020

Asphalt Cocktail

1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.

2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.

"Did you see Todd wipe out? God, he really had an asphalt cocktail!"

by Solidmixer November 16, 2008

asphalt cowgirl

A strong, successful woman, who works on the road or in a typical "mans" line of work... examples.. Construction, Road Construction, truck drivers, oil field, farm work, etc.

A woman running a combine during harvest, she is an asphalt cowgirl, a female safety officer in charge of managing the safety of road crews and plant sites is an asphalt cowgirl, a female carpenter, a woman truck driver, A woman working as a roughneck, woman working and being successful in lines of work that males dominate. Could even be a corporate CEO that is the first woman to make it to the top that travels a lot, she would be an asphalt cowgirl

by Asphalt Cowgirl January 31, 2014

Asphalt toads

A female who wears leather clothes, bandannas, and will blow anyone with a motorcycle. Often found rolling on the back of a Harley. Listens to rock music and claims shes not a whore but gets passed around by the group.

Look at all those old asphalt toads, on the back of those Harley's.

by Jjrodmen June 8, 2021

asphalt hickey

A scar or road rash caused by crashing and breaking one's fall with one's face or neck.

i.e. crash on the road --> kissing asphalt --> asphalt hickey

I got a sweet asphalt hickey when I endoed during Critical Mass (not wearing my helmet, course).

Wise Confucius say: kiss too much asphalt, get asphalt hickey.

by Jordy M July 7, 2008

asphalt gaming

One of the best , if not, the best MLG pro team in history. "Asphalt gaming" consists of very handsome men except for one.

Yo man we went asphalt gaming on their ass!

by too beast April 5, 2015

asphalt sleeping

1- To pass out drunk / high in the street.
2- To snore after getting knocked out in a street fight.

1- "That guy was just laying next to his 40 can of beer asphalt sleeping."
2- "He got knocked out with just one punch. Now he is asphalt sleeping it off."

by SHP April 18, 2005