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Asian Gangster

Asian Gangsters, or AGs for short, is a term commonly used to describe people of oriental descent who reside in the area of Surrey. They are known as the Surrey Boys. They frequently use the term "bro" and proceed to "smash up" those who offend them.

Asian Gangsters spend most of their time chasing Little Girls, or LGs, at the mall.

To become an Asian Gangster one must own branded goods such as Louis Vuitton or Gucci as this is a trademark signature of an AG. They frown upon those who don't own any LV or Gucci items, and refer to them as "Big FOIGs".

An Asian Gangster must also never have written an apology or do so in the future as a result of defeat in the game of Fifa by a 5 goal margin. Doing so will immediately strip said person of an Asian Gangster status.
Commonly used by Chengman on YouTube

Chengman: It is I, Chengman, and I'm at the mall today to look for some LGs!
Chengman: Yo WTF you say bro? You want me to get Surrey Boys to come SMASH YOU!

Me: Hey Lips, get a load of this!
Lips: Man, you be trippin! Asian Gangster for life!
Me: Na dawg, you ain't no AG.. you a Big FOIIIG!
Asian Gangster by KatSam12 September 18, 2013
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asian gangster

a very ghetto asian who shoots any bitch out there.and is from the hood
boy 1:that asian gangster shot me last night.
boy 2:Damn suck for you niga
boy 1:And i was really bleeding.
asian gangster by jockofer July 14, 2009

Asian Gangster Wannabe 

An asian that often lives in a poor ghetto area and tries to garner respect by spiking their hair, smoking, and wearing baggy and dark or white clothes. Many try to get a tattoo and try to join gangs but they look absolutely pathetic. They can often be seen driving an old honda with a ton of add-ons listening to either hip-hop or rap. Talks like a mix between fob and wannabe ghetto. Are often very short and hang around clueless girls who try to dress perverted and wear enormous amounts of make-up.
Asian Gangster Wannabe: Yo, homie, why yo talk like you know me?

Asian: First off, I wasn't talking to you. No one wants to talk to your type. Stop shaming our race.

AGW: Yo Brotha!

Black: You ain't black you dumbass!

AGW: Wassup dawg, when you gonna show mah shizzle some respect?

White: Sorry, but I dont speak your language.

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026