assruption 

failure, collapse, inability to perform, freak accident, incopetency

I have found this word used first time while looking at comments on digg.com.

"In a thousand years scientists will dig people out of your assruption."

assruption by Alexei Polkhanov February 16, 2008

ascistionance 

to move because the person using the word is overweight and cant get out of his/her chair that has wheels. this word was created on the halloween of 04'.

ASCISTIONANCE! I cant move!

ascistionance by Jay February 15, 2005

Vscription 

How vsco girls describe things.

I gave a very good Vscription of my hydroflask.

Vscription by PRks October 14, 2019

Ascryption 

A reverse ascription, which is to say, a naming that brings about the thing.

The phrase "quantum archeology" is an ascryption fringe futurists like to throw around to hyperstitious ends.

Ascryption by PulsatingShadow February 28, 2021

Addription 

An addiction to coppin' drip - an addription.

Credit - some drippy Japanese yute

'My addription is making me broke' -Some 12 year old buying Supreme

Addription by Sum drippy japanese yute June 11, 2020