arse monkey 

A man or woman who for some unknown reason will follow you around the place, copy your style or generally get on your tits/up your arse.

an Arse monkey has no imagination and will mimic or copy people

just got a new shirt in the Sales and that Arse monkey ...... had goes and gets one.


Saw ..... the other day she is a being right ficking Arse Monkey with her boyfriend.

arse monkey by Rick Walford June 23, 2005

arse monkey 

An arse monkey, is a piece of turd usualy at the end of a stodgy excretion session that hangs from your ringpiece, when you shake your arse its clings to your butt branches (arse pubes), sometimes they choose to descend themselves, but othertimes a particulary stubborn monkey has to be plucked from the tree!

It is a large form of clinker or winnet!

"For Fucks Sake, Ive got a fucking arse monkey again and ive ran out of toilet paper!"

"Oh Jimmy, Its your own bloody fault, you have to eat more fruit you cheesy wanker"

arse monkey by joby read January 15, 2008

arse monkey 

A small annoying monkey that follows you around wherever you go.

"want to come for a pint? - no i got some fucking arse-monkey with me"

arse monkey by Willy~Wonka February 3, 2005

bumper nickle arse monkey 

The unknown species yet to be caught on camera in the streets of dublin city

Here bro have ye seen the bumper nickle arse monkey at all?

bumper nickle arse monkey by tHe--cReAtOr March 24, 2023

monkey arse

When your bumhole is bright red and very sore/lacerated from excessive bouts of wiping.

Oh blimey, I wish I hadn’t had that vindaloo. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.

Believed to have been forst coined by Ed Elliot in a Wetherspoons in Exeter. ‘I can’t eat that. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.’

monkey arse by SwissMinty December 27, 2024

titting arsemonkeys 

The art of expressing the upmost rage or anger

*Stubs his toe* 'Titting arsemonkeys! My toe'

titting arsemonkeys by sue dinem1 March 16, 2015

arshmonkey 

one who has the competency of the butt of a monkey

The superintendent of Anne Arundel County Public Schools is a arshmonkey.

arshmonkey by Jena December 28, 2003