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A man or woman who for some unknown reason will follow you around the place, copy your style or generally get on your tits/up your arse.

an Arse monkey has no imagination and will mimic or copy people

just got a new shirt in the Sales and that Arse monkey ...... had goes and gets one.

Saw ..... the other day she is a being right ficking Arse Monkey with her boyfriend.

arse monkey by Rick Walford June 23, 2005

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arse monkey

An arse monkey, is a piece of turd usualy at the end of a stodgy excretion session that hangs from your ringpiece, when you shake your arse its clings to your butt branches (arse pubes), sometimes they choose to descend themselves, but othertimes a particulary stubborn monkey has to be plucked from the tree!

It is a large form of clinker or winnet!

"For Fucks Sake, Ive got a fucking arse monkey again and ive ran out of toilet paper!"

"Oh Jimmy, Its your own bloody fault, you have to eat more fruit you cheesy wanker"

arse monkey by joby read January 15, 2008

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arse monkey

A small annoying monkey that follows you around wherever you go.

"want to come for a pint? - no i got some fucking arse-monkey with me"

arse monkey by Willy~Wonka February 3, 2005

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bumper nickle arse monkey

The unknown species yet to be caught on camera in the streets of dublin city

Here bro have ye seen the bumper nickle arse monkey at all?

bumper nickle arse monkey by tHe--cReAtOr March 24, 2023

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monkey arse

When your bumhole is bright red and very sore/lacerated from excessive bouts of wiping.

Oh blimey, I wish I hadn’t had that vindaloo. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.

Believed to have been forst coined by Ed Elliot in a Wetherspoons in Exeter. ‘I can’t eat that. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.’

monkey arse by SwissMinty December 27, 2024

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titting arsemonkeys

The art of expressing the upmost rage or anger

*Stubs his toe* 'Titting arsemonkeys! My toe'

titting arsemonkeys by sue dinem1 March 16, 2015

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arshmonkey

one who has the competency of the butt of a monkey

The superintendent of Anne Arundel County Public Schools is a arshmonkey.

arshmonkey by Jena December 28, 2003

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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