armeh 

Army said with the "teh" spin off.
An often under appreciatted branch of the miltary since the official seperation of the Marines from the Navy.

person 1: OMG PLOX HELP MEH!1!

person 2: What?

person 1: T3h armeh r after meh!!!11!!

person 2: ... Then what are you doing in a chat room?

person 1: ...................

person 2: ......................

person 1: ...............ARMEH!

armeh by Hitler Allah Christ October 9, 2008

Armenian Back Nair 

When one is asked, forced, tricked, blackmailed, threatened, or willingly helps to apply Nair to an Armenians back. This is no small task, and will take serious forearm strength to wipe the rainforests of chemical burning hair away.

1. Hey big dog, you coming to jam tonight? No sorry champion, I got baited into another Armenian Back Nair night followed by a Cunnilingus Hedonist session and no reciprocation.

Armenian Back Nair by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 10, 2019

Armchair Expert 

Someone who claims to know all the answers to a problem, situation or scenario but has little or no experience or real understanding of it. Usually found on internet forums or writing in the letters section of tabloid newspapers. When faced with educated people who disassemble their argument with facts, they often state they learned their experience at the "University of life".

"If you exceed the speed limit by just 1 mph, you should be banned from driving"

"But you've never driven in your life, you're just an armchair expert"

Armchair Expert by The Welsh Wizard January 11, 2012

Armchair Columbo

A person who thinks they can work out the motives, actions and guilt of people involved in high profile media criminal cases, based only on media revelations and their limited imagination.

Derivation is from Lt Columbo (a fictional TV Homicide detective from the 70's and 80's) who always knew who the killer was, within 2 minutes of meeting them (although, because this was fiction, he was always right)

Armchair Columbo's exist in a simple world full of Black and white motives, stranger dangers and Paedophiles hiding behind every tree

They are more likely to be conversant with TV police dramas than real life, and will know a great deal about forensic science from such shows as CSI:NY and NCIS, without realizing that most of this is fiction

Tigerlily: On the news, it said the missing boy was fully dressed and walked out the front door. How could a 3 year old dress himself and open the front door? I reckon the parents must know a lot more than they are letting on
Vinnie: Oh Tigerlily, you're such an Armchair Columbo

Armchair Columbo by DutchCappedCrusader January 16, 2014

Armeena 

A Warrior- A Princess.

Eyebrows that will literally knock you out.

Artistic by nature, whether it’s creating a magnificent drawing, capturing a beautiful picture, or creating a little drama.

Gentle in nature, softly spoken until she isn’t. Not shy to a touch of profanity. An introvert until she turns extrovert.

A rambler, a wanderlust, a dreamer.

Beautiful from the tips of her toes to the depths of her soul.

A good person, thoughtful, sensitive, witty, funny, sarcastic, and gives sound advice.

“Armeena, Yoda best” 🤩

Armeena by Skygazer November 25, 2021

One-Armed Scissor 

Vodka and Red Bull in Toronto.

It's a good thing we have nationalized health care because I did four one-armed scissors last night, eh?

One-Armed Scissor by BcozTheNite November 13, 2007

armchair psychopath 

A person who fantasizes about damaging others and satisfying only himself from the comfort of his own living room.

He may be an armchair psychopath because all he ever watches are those gritty, violence-laden crime shows on television.

armchair psychopath by Dr Bunnygirl December 13, 2018