arctic farts

When it's so cold you can see the moisture condense from the vapor similar to seeing your breath.

As if the smell wasn't enough, did you see Chuck passing those arctic farts?

by Chas501 April 26, 2016

arctic farts

When it's so cold outside and u fart but it is just so cold that the air coming out of your ass is visible.

Person: Did you just arctic farts ?!!?
You: yea
Person: that was a nasty one man.

by Wild Owls Sienna April 27, 2016

arctic farts

farts brought on by eating whale blubber in the dead of winter; you cannot escape them by going outdoors because its too cold

His arctic farts cleared the side of the igloo.

by Beelzemuff June 22, 2015