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aqua snogging 

Aqua snogging can be described as snogging under water. it appears in many movies such as romeo and juliet.

coined in Dawson/Kelly humanities 2003
kindergardener 1: ewww look at that, romeo is aqua snogging the underdeveloped juliet!
kindergardener 2: why dont you ever snog me like that?! im gonna go off and aqua snog my new boyfriend, he supports me, he as a cookie, he's gonna make me comfortably well off!
kindergardener 1: slut!

Aqua Squad 

The team of elite masterminds who expertly crease, bend, tuck, gather, roll, pleat and fold carefully contorted large objects of mass liquidation that create tsunamis when correctly slid on. A true Aqua Squad can only be found deep within the reaches of D-Quad, led by a fearless Chosen One called Jeff by those who revere him.
The Aqua Squad obliterated it's competition, HIAD, in an intense race to finish building their fortresses.
Aqua Squad by NightMike July 24, 2014

Aqua Sex 

As Jack got in the hot tub, Jen got in. They were both EXTREMELY horny!! So they wanted sex in water, and it became... "aqua sex".
Aqua Sex by HornyHottie123 December 27, 2011

aqua shmoo 

defecation in a downstream river using the tide to wipe ones anus.
nick: yo i just took a nasty aqua shmoo
brad: and u dont even have to wipe!!!
aqua shmoo by aqua shmoo August 15, 2008

aqua scrotum

To have a wet scrotum from vaginal fluids.
Can also be used to describe an old man who has pissed oneself whilst wearing a diaper or incontinence pants.
1. Do you like my aqua scrotum t-shirt??!

2. Vivienne: Why are you walking so funny?
Lara: Cos you've given me aqua scrotum!

3. Grandad, you are walking like you have aqua scrotum! Have you pissed yourself again?!
aqua scrotum by Mavs January 6, 2008

Aqua Snap 

The art of defecating in a body of water, such as the ocean, a pool, a spa, etc. Sneaky tactics are often required, especially in highly populated areas.

See also "Launching the Sub"
I was busting for a nard, so I dived down for an Aqua Snap.
Aqua Snap by abp January 16, 2008