A game consisting of throwing 1 or 2 used (or unused) acme pads in the toilet and attempting to sink them to the bottom of the bowl by shitting on them. Aiming is allowed, and after a few tries you should begin to learn important butthole bombing skills. Though you can not use your hands or foreign objects to reposition the pads you are allow to create a current to move them by pissing on the inside of the bowl. This method is often difficult for women, if women actually play this game at all. Each sinked pad is worth 50 points and a major pride boost.

Guy 1: Guess what?!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I was playing Acme Pad Turd Bomber (APTB) earlier and I
lodged a pad between two pieces of shit!
Guy 2: Thats so awesome! Did you take a picture?
Guy 1: I was so proud I left it! Quick, lets go see it before
someone flushes it!

Acme Pad Turd Bomber (APTB) by JC Evans ('crete reaper) April 24, 2008

Related Words

aptwb • ACTWBMC • aptable • APWBD • Acme Pad Turd Bomber (APTB)

aptable

idiot dumb fake ass noob

aptable is craptable

aptable by okidontknow69 April 17, 2021

APWBD

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. Seriously the worst thing to name your kid so please... don't.

SPT to APWBD About the "Dark Lord and (?) Harry Potter"

APWBD by azertyazerty11111111 December 16, 2021

ACTWBMC

an object show camp on discord used to battle for an creative role and the power to become creative whenever you say an word or chat in the server.
host: Hyphen

ACTWBMC is the best camp ever, i like it.

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

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Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

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hobo loko

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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