april 2

National buy a new dildo day.

*guy walks into store*
*asks what on sale every April 2nd*
*buts a dildo and meets the clerk around back for testing*

by Dildomagicman April 13, 2017

april 2

daniel seavey dayyyyy. u r lucky to b born on the same day as the legend daniel seavey so imma call this daniel seavey day. its also national giraffe day becos daniel is a giraffe

its april 2 ma homiessss!!!

by weird0oOo0o June 26, 2020

april 2

the day where the rudest people are born

person: bradley is so rude i bet he was born on april 2nd

by thotpatrolforwillne October 22, 2019

april 2

april 2 is deez nuts day.where you tell your friend a deez nuts joke .

jake : it's april 2 . you know what that means

mary : oh god

jake : deez nu-

by deez cokes July 5, 2021

April 2

The day the most valuable and wholesome people are born

Did you hear he was born on April 2nd? Must be great to be around

by gotthatcake October 19, 2019

April 2

This person is amazing

And can accomplish anything she puts her mind to. Everyone else wishes that they were her.

Her birthday is on April 2.

by A person no one knows November 23, 2019

April 2

The day the cutest, smartest, most talented person was born.

Kid: Omg it’s April 2?
Me: Yeah and it’s my girlfriends birthday!
Kid: Wow, she must be cute, smart, and talented!

by ghjk77 December 1, 2019