Après cunt

Drinks you have after a pleasant and refreshing bit of cunt sport, such as fucking or muffin munching.

Derivation: Après, French for 'after'; Cunt, Anglo-Saxon for 'cunt'.

"I like an ice cold limoncello or an yellorange cocktail après cunt. They are both delightful accompaniments to the after taste of pussy juice."

by silkpouch September 25, 2007

Après fart

An après fart happens when a person farts and will stand there

with a warm drink in their hand appreciating the after affects of their fart on other people in the room.

Stan stood there drinking his tea with a glow of satisfaction whilst others in the room choked on his fart. He raised his mug of tea to the other people enjoying the après fart.

by indybob November 21, 2011

Après ski

a time to get sauced after a hard day of skiing or riding. Be sure to look for ski bunnies migrating towards the bar during this time of day. They're easy!

i'm done throwing switch rodeos, let's hit the bar for some apres ski.

by dbrizzle February 22, 2005

Après Hours

Your favorite ready-to-drink Espresso Martini. Combines daytime fuel and a wind down buzz. They used to say don't f*ck with the classic but Après Hours shakes things up.

You used to be my cup of tea, but now I drink Après Hours

Après Hours: the one she told you not to worry about.

by roundtable012700 November 23, 2021

Après ski

When someone wants to sound posh or cool. Literally means after ski but cunts and dickheads will refer it to getting fucked up and eating.

Oh hello young squire. You coming out for a spot of Après ski to get the wife limbered up before we put the car keys in a bowl at our place?

by Samsonite27 March 14, 2018

après-pool

That lewk that you make when you're done swimming, but not done chillin by the pool/beach. Think pink and orange cocktails, impractical earrings, and lots of slightly see through clothing.

I'm not planning on swimming to long, so my après-pool lewk has to be on point.

by 🍒 September 12, 2017

Après-Ski Jellybean Scream

To achieve successful female orgasm, usually accompanied by loud moans or screams, through finger stimulation of the clitoris—often after a long day of skiing or snowboarding

Rex: "Bro what happened to you and Emily when we all hit the hot-tub after the slopes?"
Chad: "Dude, I gave her a great Après-Ski Jellybean Scream when I hit her clit with my famous finger diddle."

by Raw Dawg Ricky April 12, 2020