a cock appraiser

A gay man who goes around guessing the sizes of mens penises.

What a cock appraiser, little fagget homo sits there and asking me how long is my shlong. Then he makes fun of me saying my shlong isnt long when I did'nt give him an answer. Why would he care about my penis size?

by hornyHorror January 13, 2010

bank appraiser

A pimps debt collector. The landlords enforcer and College Graduate- whom just moved out to new location; apartment (one bedroom, two bedroom etc). Has to plan his/her day around when he/she can have bae over for some nookie.

Definition 2: the shady character that calculates the monetary / net worth of investment (real-estate, property).

The Bank Appraiser will be over at 3 pm to observe each apartment, but it will only take 10 minutes. The landlord will be right there, so you don't have to be home.

by Mr. Wonderful7723 September 7, 2017

shoe appraiser

A person who professionalizes in appraisal of shoes

I studied fashion in college to become a shoe appraiser

by Knob star September 23, 2023

Appeaser

A person, often a peacenik, who believes that if you give the enemy what they want, they won't do anything more.

See also: France, Howard Dean, Bill Clinton, liberal

The actions of an appeaser let Hitler take over Europe.

by Dark Chaos July 29, 2004

Appraisal Wells

Commonly used by Oild Field Roughnecks refering to having relations with their girls while at work

Im gonna drill some open hole appraisal wells tonight.

by Scott "Danger" October 16, 2008

employee self appraisal

The BS thing everyone those every year thinking you are actually going to get raises.

Even though I lied like the best of them on my Employee Self Appraisal I still did not get a raise.

by olavahc November 22, 2010

Appraisee

A person being appraised.

I requested the contact details of this specific appraisee.

by Keith De Lucci April 23, 2006