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Appraisal Wells 

Commonly used by Oild Field Roughnecks refering to having relations with their girls while at work
Im gonna drill some open hole appraisal wells tonight.
Appraisal Wells by Scott "Danger" October 16, 2008

employee self appraisal 

The BS thing everyone those every year thinking you are actually going to get raises.
Even though I lied like the best of them on my Employee Self Appraisal I still did not get a raise.
employee self appraisal by olavahc November 22, 2010

Appraisee 

A person being appraised.
I requested the contact details of this specific appraisee.
Appraisee by Keith De Lucci April 23, 2006

appraisersuckup 

a real estate appraiser who gives in to client pressure to appraise a property for a predetermined amount.
appraisersuckup by Jake November 8, 2003
I had apprised you of this IT cabinet so that anyone .....
Apprise by shattyfattmas August 21, 2019

a cock appraiser 

A gay man who goes around guessing the sizes of mens penises.
What a cock appraiser, little fagget homo sits there and asking me how long is my shlong. Then he makes fun of me saying my shlong isnt long when I did'nt give him an answer. Why would he care about my penis size?
a cock appraiser by hornyHorror January 13, 2010
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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