who appointed you?

Asked of anyone who steps up to fill a leadership vacuum, by those who are just standing around complaining and looking lost.

Often followed by the word "God", in a variety of ways.

"Who appointed you? God?"

"Who appointed you God?"

"Who appointed you?"

"God, actually. Get over it."

by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020

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Bad Bitch Appointment

An appointment with/for a bad bitch. An event in which a bad bitch is involved. Could be a hair appointment for a bad bitch, or a date with a beautiful successful goddess. Also known as a “BBA”

*Example 1*
Friend: who’s texting you?

Me: my ex, trying to get me to come over again.
Friend: smh. he’s always trying to make a Bad Bitch Appointment.

*Example 2*
Friend: are you busy next Tuesday?
Me: yeah, I have a BBA.

Friend: with who!?
Me: my therapist.

by Thatgirlscrookedtooth March 18, 2022

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appointing

succeeding to fulfil someone's hopes or expectations

How appointing that football match was!

by watto1818 April 29, 2022

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porcelain appointment

Urgently needing to use the Bathroom ( Toilet )

"Hey John are you free to go over next months budget? " , "Sorry Kate, I actually have an urgent Porcelain Appointment/ Meeting/Conference Call in 2 minutes.

by Plonker___ July 5, 2023

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