apples and oranges

The godliest 2 fruits, quite healthy.

Person 1:What about apples and oranges? They’re healthy...
Person 2:Indeed. The apple and orange goddess sent them down from heaven. proud.

apples and oranges by thedramahotspot January 20, 2019

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apples and oranges

The act of tantrum slobbing on ballsack's knob🍆

Tantrum loves apples and oranges in the dark on a friday night

apples and oranges by Canadian princess December 25, 2017

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Apples and Oranges

A comparison between two things that aren't exactly similar in the first place.

Apples and Oranges only have one thing in common: They're fruits. So trying to compare them...won't work.

Stones v Beatles is another example of apples and oranges. A bluesy rock and roll band is quite a bit different from a psychedelic rock and roll band, so it's not really possible to compare them at all.

Apples and Oranges by Ubeenbamboozledson March 27, 2024

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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