apocalypse

1. When the retarded and pathetic efforts set forth by humanity are ended.

Dude, when's the apocalypse coming?

According to my calculations, in 6 minutes.

I can't wait man...

by idonthavaname July 30, 2006

apocalypse

Man, white American Christians sure do look forward to this event. They should really get a hobby.

Fuck off apocalypse lovers, what a cumstain on society you are.

by elise honderich March 31, 2006

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The End of you and me.

Its The apocalypse! Run for your life!

by doghnut March 26, 2018

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apocalypse

Something some one in the bible times made up because he was drunk with his buddies and they dared him to write it in the bible hence the great apocalypse

Josh-bru I heard that its the apocalypse tomorrow! Steve-foreal bru! Let's finish this weed then. Josh-die high sounds like a plan bru

by jesus182 May 21, 2011

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What will happen when either of these happens:
A: Microsoft buys the government and your private life is vigilated and surveyed by the companies

B: Some far leftist commie scum or far rightist capitalist pig thinks its time to nuke.
C: Google's bots become setient and murder us all
D: Minecraft p2w servers crash economy
E: China's (literal) pigs develop a very stronk uncurable disease
F: Pokemons travel to this world and become berserk
G: Climate change becomes very bad
H: Raptors travel from the past and learn to open doors

Hb: and learn to build lightsabers

See also Ablogalypse
See also Freemium
See also EA
See also Nuke

oh no its the Apocalypse!
nah its just a giant invisible pink unicorn

by FranchuFranchu March 6, 2019

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