apeth

Noun. A pet name for a silly person. A shortening of daft apeth. Apeth, derived from haypneeworth (half a penny's worth) but pronounced ha'p'orth. (British)

"Oh, Jake. You're such an apeth when it comes to patching trousers!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

Apeth

One of the sweetest guys you will ever know. A little bit of a player, but you cant stay away from him. You will end up falling in love with him, just like I did.

Ashton Kutcher is like Apeth

by skittletree October 6, 2011

Apeth nya

The loss of interest and enjoyment in friendship activities that you once liked; the feeling of not caring anymore

I don't like this Apeth Nyan anymore

by Mocaini September 19, 2021

Daft Apeth

A Northern (specifically lancastrian) term for a fool, roughly equivalent to the modern term 'muppet'

not really and insult, almost a term of endearment

Pronounced like 'a-peth' (longish A)

Origin: Shortening of a daft 'alfpenny.

put kettle on, yer daft apeth.

by Alexander Green July 6, 2006

Soft apeth

When youre dog is tired and lazy. When someone is sensitive or emotional 24/7.

When someone is wrapped up in 50 odd blankets and they become a human buritto. But this is an efectionate term and ive never heard it outside of swansea ngl

Wow you really are a soft apeth

Shut up you soft apeth

Leave him alone he is just a soft apeth

by Welsh stuff August 5, 2019

ace apathy

The opposite of bi panic. When you're surrounded by attractive people but you're too focused on eating your garlic bread to give a shit.

"Hey, isn't Charlie kinda hot?"
"I don't care."

Asexual people frequently experience ace apathy.

by heudh3uidh April 22, 2022

apatheist

someone who doesn't care whether or not there is a god or an afterlife

Deists and Theists: Nothing can exist without a cause. Therefore, the universe must have a cause and that cause is God.
Atheists: Does God exist without a cause? If so, you've contradicted your own premise. Your God answers nothing.
Apatheists: Does it really fucking matter?

by VenkmanMcFly August 25, 2013