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Ape Ass

Simple challenge...I call bullshit on that! MOTHER APE ASS!!
by GhostRaichu(I have a big dick) February 4, 2017
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Ape-Ass

A physical condition that can be caused by lots of a chafing, or over exposure to Swamp Ass. This condition causes the victim to walk in an odd manner (much like an ape) to avoid irritation. Typically occurs after sports activities, or long days of hard work.
Malcolm got walks like he has some mean Ape-Ass.
by Burgeh August 19, 2013
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Ape-ass Crazy

Doing something crazy such as almost running over a drunk as he's taking a piss, causing him to jump into the pond he was pissing in. That act, my friend, would be ape-ass crazy.
"Heh... Y- y'alls Ape-ass crazy!" - a dude named Billy
by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008
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Ape-ass, bat-shit crazy

A huge step higher than just plain old bat-shit crazy; Britney Spears
"Tom Cruise may be bat-shit crazy, but that Britney Spears is ape-ass, bat-shit crazy!"
by Lorraine Bates January 17, 2008
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MOTHER APE ASS!

A song lyric sung by Jacksepticeye in his Happy Wheels song : All the way

Used to express dissatisfaction/anger
Simple challenge
I call bullshit on that
Grab it with your teeth
One is all you need
*Falls off cliff*
MOTHER APE ASS!
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spotted-ass ape

Fictuous animal used as a descriptor of comparison to relate the speed or velocity of another object. Origin unknown.
That car is faster than a spotted-ass ape.

What the hell are you talking about? I ain't never seen no spotted-ass ape.

That's right my friend. That's because they're too fast!
by Wonkavator July 8, 2004
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Running around like a striped ass ape

I am glad I drank that Red Bull for breakfast this morning because I have been running around like a striped ass ape all morning.
by sybilrhiana January 30, 2009
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