antipoon
"Hey, what's up? Did you get with Trisa last night?"
"No, dude, I was with fogal, he is the antipoon"
"No, dude, I was with fogal, he is the antipoon"
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Antipoon
A term used to describe someone who is so bad looking or so awkward with women that they can't get any action. This should not be mistaken with someone who gets no action as these people will never get any action.
Can also be used to desribe someone who is well known to be a cock-blocker, who constantly ruins the chances of many people to get poon.
It is widely agreed that these people should be locked away or, better yet, put down.
Can also be used to desribe someone who is well known to be a cock-blocker, who constantly ruins the chances of many people to get poon.
It is widely agreed that these people should be locked away or, better yet, put down.
Example 1:
Dude 1: Hey, you know that ginger dude at the party?
Dude 2: Yeah..
Dude 1: Well, he had this girl practically all over him last night and he still got nothing.
Dude 2: He's such an antipoon.
Example 2:
Dude 1: hey, you know that ginger dude at the party?
Dude 2: Yeah..
Dude 1: Well, i was getting with this smoking hot chick right, and he just comes barging in shouting "ohhh, you're getting it down there dude".
Dude 2: He did that to me once. What a fucking antipoon.
Dude 1: Hey, you know that ginger dude at the party?
Dude 2: Yeah..
Dude 1: Well, he had this girl practically all over him last night and he still got nothing.
Dude 2: He's such an antipoon.
Example 2:
Dude 1: hey, you know that ginger dude at the party?
Dude 2: Yeah..
Dude 1: Well, i was getting with this smoking hot chick right, and he just comes barging in shouting "ohhh, you're getting it down there dude".
Dude 2: He did that to me once. What a fucking antipoon.
antipoon
antipoon by kristian C February 19, 2009
Antiphobiraticsisilymophobegerndisastablishmentearnor
The act of trying to throw trash in a can and missing, then rethinking your life choices. fail regret mental breakdown
She had a feeling of Antiphobiraticsisilymophobegerndisastablishmentearnor.
Antiphobiraticsisilymophobegerndisastablishmentearnor by Touferbyte February 5, 2020
antiphobophobia
The fear of not having a fear witch is kind of ironic because that contradicts the fact that it's a fear.
Guy 1: I have the worst phobia!
Guy 2: what is that?
Guy 1: I have antiphobophobia
Guy 2: you are dumb. Why am I even friends with you?! you're such an idiot!
Guy 2: what is that?
Guy 1: I have antiphobophobia
Guy 2: you are dumb. Why am I even friends with you?! you're such an idiot!
antiphobophobia by TyrantTITANIUM October 12, 2017
Antipoon
1. Kent is the Antipoon, he constantly got in the way of me making out with Sara.
2. Curt is so nasty, drunk chicks won't fuck him, he is the Antipoon!
2. Curt is so nasty, drunk chicks won't fuck him, he is the Antipoon!
Antipoon by Stephanie Schuh April 29, 2008
Antiphospholipid antibody syndrome
A disease that is rare enough that only those who have it know how to write it or pronounce it. Try telling your doctor that you have it. Your doctor will either leave the room to look it up on his computer or will fake that he knows what it is and schedule you for a blood test.
Cop: "Why were you speeding, weaving, texting, applying mascara and eating while driving?"
Offender: "Was I really doing those things? I'm sorry. Antiphospholipid antibody syndrome made me do it"
Cop: "Please step out of the car, maam. and keep your hands in plain view."
Offender: " I'm sorry, officer, my Antiphospholipid antibody syndrome makes it hard for me to stand up. You can call my Doctor..."
Offender: "Was I really doing those things? I'm sorry. Antiphospholipid antibody syndrome made me do it"
Cop: "Please step out of the car, maam. and keep your hands in plain view."
Offender: " I'm sorry, officer, my Antiphospholipid antibody syndrome makes it hard for me to stand up. You can call my Doctor..."
Antiphospholipid antibody syndrome by oilrag September 29, 2009