“Triggered” do or say anything he will be triggered especially if they relate to the holocaust.
Anthony (thony for short) does not eat bread even though he will bail on his mates to have a good munch on his toast at home
Hey thony do u wana come out?
Anthony Howe: nah I can’t sorry I’ve got a nice cheese toastie at home.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"