animal cracker

1. a male or female white (caucasion) person that distinctlly resembles an animal

2. a male or female white (caucasion) person that
is overly into animals or has sexual conduct with animals

boy 1- "yo, stefan, you know that stanky bitch britney down the way? she is such an animal cracker, man! i can't believe that animal cracker got you to fuck her!"

boy 2- "man shut up! you fingered that bitch ass animal cracker, too!"

boy 1- "but my dick didn't touch the insides of her animal cracker pussy"

boy 2- "you fucking shut up! you ate her out!"

(just an everday conversation with my friends)

by nic NAkk June 03, 2006

animal crackers

A euphemism used when "I don't know" or any other related phrase is not deemed the appropriate response to a question or witty phrase.

Also used to avoid answering potentially life-threatening questions while speaking with friends, lovers, or ex-wives.

A: Are you sure you're going to remember to bring me back my Playboy mag by next Tuesday?

B: Animal crackers.

by Storb June 12, 2010

Animal Cracker

When a white person (Cracker) goes beast mode.

Damn, Debbie scored 28 points in the last game, shes going beast mode.
Nah dude shes white, she's and Animal Cracker

by Br02d2 February 15, 2018

Animal cracker

An ugly bitch.

He cheated on that pretty girl with an animal cracker ass bitch.

Shame.

by asdfghkg. ayy lmao. July 13, 2014

Animal Crackers

The act of pulling out an animal cracker at random, assuming the position of chosen animal, and allowing your significant other to go to town on you.

I love playing animal crackers, the giraffe gets me off every time.

by Aeolous April 14, 2011

Animal Cracker

A Albany NY Based Hip Hop Artist

The Animal Cracker Is A Disgusting Artist.

by Animal Cracker February 22, 2008

Animal Cracker

it is a word used to describe a tight pussy.

Guy 1: Hey I fucked Brittany last night!
Guy 2: Sweet how was that pussy?
Guy 1: It was awesome, she had an Animal Cracker

by MoMoShaw November 09, 2017