an absolute giga mcnigga of a human being. the pinnacle of human evolution. this idea was once laughed about by scientists, but now it has turned into reality. with a 420 inch legendary spiraling shiny metal COCK, measuring a 69 inch girth, angus bannatyne is the closest a human has ever come close to becoming god himself.
"oh my fucking god look at that guy with his mega long schlong"
"yeah he is angus bannatyne"
by terryakichickn August 2, 2021
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