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angry walrus 

while recieving head ejaculate in a girls mouth, she trys to swallow you deliver a swift blow to the midsection causing it to ooze out her nose like walrus tusks
angry walrus by James Brown September 21, 2003

angry walrus 

Irate Odobenus rosmarus.
Yo 'sup! Deny him his bivalve mollusks at your own risk, 'cuz dat muthafucka be one angry walrus! Werd.
angry walrus by Truth2Power September 11, 2004

Angry Walrus  

A sexual act where a party will wait nearby a couple about to engage in sexual intercourse. Right before the two are about to have sex the third party runs in and beats him/her to the act, having sex with one or both members of the pair before making a clean escape.
"Angry Walrus "
Example 1:
Person 1- "I think Alex and Pete are going to have sex tonight."
Person 2- "I'm going to give Jan the Angry Walrus... She's never gunna know what hit her."
Person 1- "Pete's gunna be so pissed!"

Example 2:
Person 1- "Dude! Some asshole just ran in here and made love to my girlfriend before I even got the chance to!"
Person 2- "Where is the guy now?"
Person 1- "I don't know, he ran off before I could catch him."
Person 2- "BRO!! YOU JUST GOT ANGRY WALRUSED!!!!!!"
Angry Walrus by Splinter226 March 2, 2009

Angry walrus 

When you're getting head and about to cum so you shove her head down unexpectedly so that cum shoots out her nostrils making her look like a angry walrus.
I gave Gabby a angry walrus last night and she made me sleep on the couch
Angry walrus by Sickplumb September 18, 2019

Angry Chinese walrus

When your are banging your girlfriend from behind and reach around and stick chopsticks in her nostrils .. At the same time you pull out and stick your cock in her ass causing her to throw her head back and snarl much like an angry walrus would
"Tracey's still not talking to me since I gave her an angry Chinese walrus Tuesday night"