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Angry Snail 

When you are eating out your girlfriends pussy and she shits all over your chin and face.
I was having hot sex with my girlfriend ashley yesterday until I went down on her and she attacked me with an angry snail.
Angry Snail by Alex Hiltricx February 20, 2009
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angry snail 

An angry snail is what you call a bottle of beer that has been dropped, causing beer to froth out the top as it spins on the ground. Are often the result of a taxi.
An angry snail can also be spotted when a warm or shaken beer is opened by its unsuspecting owner.
Oh shit, check it out, angry snail
Ha ha, look at Davo with the angry snail
angry snail by Stumpy Grumpy September 19, 2006

angry canadian snail 

Week old cum that gets slapped onto someone
Bill just got the angry Canadian snail

angry sailor

when a man pisses inbetween a chicks tits forming a lake and then rams his hard dick through it and screams all dirty shit like a fucking sailor
O, did you guys hear about how Mike gave Adam an angry sailor the other night. His tits were soaked in his urine. I always knew they were homos.
angry sailor by belf November 10, 2006

angry sailor

When a man walks into a mens shower room and yells the word look,then,makes an angry face and frowns while twisting his waist causing his penis to flap side to side
Tommy was dared to do the angry sailor after the ball game
angry sailor by tommyasshley February 21, 2015
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