Angry one

An "angry one" is a an aggressive wank where one thinks very bad thoughts about a person of the opposite sex in a bid to ejeculate in record time.

Care must be taken not to inflict injury on one's own member.

Often the mental scenario will include a female participant whose beef curtains will never be encountered by the beater of the meat.

A: Hey, look at that girl over there, her tits are awesome
B: Indeed they are
A: Well, I hear she's so rude she lets you fuck her up the trumper on the first date
B: {disappears behind nearest tree and fires off an angry one whilst picturing himself being the star of the aforementioned cock/ass situation}

by Diddly October 20, 2004

Angry one-eyed pirate

When a man tricks a woman while having sex, saying: "i'm cumming!" then spits on her back. As the woman looks at the man surprised that the man ejaculated on her back, the man cums on her eye, after which he breaks her leg by kicking her shin.

Dude, i gave my ex the angry one-eyed pirate last week. I honestly don't even regret it, because she instantly became lesbian after that.

by The urban bruh December 19, 2021

One-eyed Angry Pirate

The One-Eyed Angry Pirate is when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style, and you are about to come, then you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. So she turns around to face you, then you ejactulate in her eye, and kick her in the shin. She will then chase you hopping around on one leg, seeing out of one eye, like a One-eyed Angry Pirate.

Dude: So, My girlfriend turned into a One-Eyed Angry Pirate again.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Dude: I know.

by IronGoober April 4, 2005

One Eyed Angry Dolphin

When you're doing your woman from behind, and you slip it in her ass really quickly. She'll whip her head around, one eye closed from pain, and begin to make an "Eeeee...Eeeee" dolphin noise.

Justin: Man I totally gave my girlfriend a One Eyed Angry Dolphin last night.
Zak: Haha how was it?
Justin: I felt like I was at fucking Sea World

by I Love French Class May 14, 2009

One eyed angry pirate

A one eyed angry pirate is where your fuckin some bitch and you spit on her back to make her think your about to but. So she turns around and you but in her eye when she goes to swallow your jizz. Then when she gets up and yells at you, you kick her shin and BOOM. One eyed angry pirate

Can I give you a one eyed angry pirate?

by MarzyLOL February 25, 2019

one legged angry pirate

When youa are having sex and you spit on her back, so she rolls over. Then you cum in her eye and then kick her in the shin so she will be chasing you like a one legged angry pirate

“Cum in me mac daddy,” She says.?Then he proceeds to use the one legged angry pirate

by abc-0032 December 26, 2017