When a person gets so angry their hands involuntarily flail to and froe while speaking in an effort to express their feelings. Usually in an uncontrollable and random motion indicating peaks of anger illustrating his/her emotions.
Coach was so pissed that we didn't score first half he he had angry hands the first 5 minutes of half time.

I hate when Will gets upset with his angry hands and douchey remarks.
by JustJasminetoYou December 30, 2010
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When your partner hates having sex of any kind so they choose to jerk the other off in a hurried, rage filled way.
My partner hates sex, but often they will give me an “angry hand job”.
by Avast Ye Scurvy Dogs January 8, 2020
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When a woman wearing a top hat preforms a violent hand-job, you then sploog onto her chin and throw your trimmed pubes at her face. Resulting in a similarity to Abraham Lincoln.
After a wonderful evening with Keisha she came back to my place to help me preform the Angry Hand Lincoln.
by IroniMac December 13, 2014
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When you hand cuff your girl to the bed then cum on her face
by ScottyDontKnow October 31, 2011
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