An advanced practice Registered Nurse who spends at least one year working in an Intensive Care Unit after graduation then does a 27-36 month residency learning every type of anesthesia. Once graduated from the advanced anesthesia training, a CRNA must pass a national accreditation exam . Nurse Anesthetists were the first medical specialty to practice anesthesia and studies have shown there to be no difference in patient outcomes between MD and CRNA anesthetics.

My femoral nerve block along with my popliteal block sure did help with my postoperative pain, I’m so glad my anesthetist put those in prior to my surgery!

anesthetist by Peace Love Peace May 9, 2018

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Anesthetic

code for self-injury by an addict; cutting.

I took too much anesthetic, and they had to stitch me up at the hospital.

Anesthetic by meglou December 18, 2012

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Anesthetic

A substance which inhibits your ability to feel pain which is considered optional by 20%-40% of healthcare professionals excluding dentists of which all actively avoid it's use and refuse to reschedule when it is out of stock.

Doctor: "Now sir, ordinarily you'd be under anesthetic whilst we insert this catheter in your urethra"
Patient: "can I reschedule?"
Doctor: "CaN i rEScHedULe? stfu pussy"

Anesthetic by para-z October 23, 2020

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anesthetic use disorder

A disorder in which one can become addicted to anesthetics most commonly local anesthetics

Anesthetic use disorder

anesthetic use disorder by 459395 August 18, 2024

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