Jacob Rees-Mogg is an 'analtoff'. He is a member of the British upper class and therefore a 'toff' but also anal in that he is both anti abortion even in rape cases and anti same sex marriage
'I say old chap, that Rees Mogg fellow'. What about him? 'Complete analtoff if you ask me'. I say Basil, you're absolutely right'. Cigarette? 'Thanks old chap, don't mind if I do.
by Erection Manifesto September 6, 2017
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