A combination of the words: Analyst and Therapist as coined and created by Arrested Development character Dr. Tobias Funke...which looks suspiciously like Anal Rapist.
"Those business cards you printed up almost got you arrested!"
Why see an analyst and then a therapist - I've combined the two into one: Analrapist.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.