A combination of the words: Analyst and Therapist as coined and created by Arrested Development character Dr. Tobias Funke...which looks suspiciously like Anal Rapist.
"Those business cards you printed up almost got you arrested!"
Why see an analyst and then a therapist - I've combined the two into one: Analrapist.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).