anal explosion

When you fart so hard and so loud, it seems as if your ass might have exploded. You check to see if you ass is still there, but to your suprise, your ass still exists, and with it, you have left feces in your pants.

"Did you hear that?"

"Did I hear that? I felt it! That guy must have had an anal explosion!"

anal explosion by Kyle Berliner December 9, 2008

anal explosion

F.A.R.T

Fuckin Ass Ripping Tripmine

holy shit was that a fart? i felt the vibes through the floor

fuck no it must have been an anal explosion from that fat dude in the pool

anal explosion by STEVO November 28, 2004

Anal Explosion

When one holds in there feces for to long, and it results in a anal explosion.

Jarry: I CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER!

Joe: Oh no...!

Jarry: * Anal Explosion *

Anal Explosion by DaddyEvelyn November 8, 2019

birth by anal bird explosion 

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.

Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.

birth by anal bird explosion by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025

anal explosive 

The opposite of anal retentive - disorganized, messy, unsystematic.

It's hard to understand how the relationship could work, given the level to which Chris is anal retentive and the level to which Amy is anal explosive.

anal explosive by Bob Shmendara April 22, 2006

explosive anal cancaids 

This condition is a highly contagious deep tissue infection caused by being a raving douche bag. Should one be fortunate enough to contract the condition, a cure is attainable through excessive fisting with a studded metal gauntlet.

It is a more advanced stage of the well-known cancaids but contracted in a vastly different manner.

Mitchell was unable to sit down all week last week due to his explosive anal cancaids.

His ability to easily accept a studded metal gauntlet in his anus was his saving grace.

explosive anal cancaids by scotshua April 4, 2008

Explosive Anal Bead 

A variation of the anal bead invented in 2034.

Have you heard? The inventor of the Explosive Anal Bead, Jackson (redacted) died to his own invention!

Explosive Anal Bead by Blobino fan December 13, 2022