anal bong

The act of beerbonging in the ass (preferably with vodka) to increase alcohol uptake and make you more drunk

Jim didn't feel that the vodkabears made him shitfaced, so he asked Mark to anal bong him with a bottle of vodka. Mark said "no, that's gross!" so now Jim will have an awful night as the only sober guy in the club.

anal bong by CollegeDouche November 28, 2013

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Anal Bongos

Yeah, what about it? Two hands, two cheeks. Slap away! Just like the bongos. Great for addicts of Donkey Kongs Jungle rythm game. Just find an ass, and ya know!

Holy crap, Steve just bent me over and played ass bongos.

Dude, tonight, I am going to play ass bongos with Mary.

Anal Bongos by Xider May 13, 2005

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

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