anal beefs

to totally own someone

"i am gonna give you some anal beefs"

by eliotr October 29, 2006

Anal Beef

When you shit your brains out, and your brain seeps onto the floor resulting in extreme pain.

Dude, I just anal beefed your mom last night!

by The Anal Doctor August 6, 2011

Anal beeds

spelled anal beads. An instrument inserted into the ass, with bumps that keep getting bigger, meant to stretch the ass and put strain on it until it pops.

The best way to pop an anal virgin is to shove anal beeds in her ass!

by necrokhan September 28, 2005

Anal beeds

anal beeds are beeds, mostly used by ravers and sick fucks, which are stuck in the anal cavity for pleasure. generally, you use anal beeds while using E, or other types of sexual injestions...

hey bruce, wanna play hide the anal beeds?

by Haney April 17, 2004

Anal beef

When you and your girl are doing anal and your girl takes a load on your wiener and you didn't pull out and then she farts and her load flies on your face.

*EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES.

"Yo, she just anal beefed on him!"

by Sloppy joes January 25, 2017