Amongunese is the rarest and hardest languages to learn in history, in fact, it is harder than mandarin. The way people communicate using this language is by simply yelling "AMONGUS" the higher the tune the more it means, the lower the tune, the more it also means. In text it is only written in 2 ways: (1.ඩ Classic Amongus character.) and (2.ඩී Angel Amongus character.)
Julie: Hey Fred, ever heard of Amongunese?
Fred: ඩීඩීඩීඩීඩඩඩ
Julie: What the.....
Fred: ඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩී
Julie:...
The entire world: ඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩඩඩඩඩීඩීඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩී
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'