An apple pie that has been crumbled/messed up as a result direct fork-digging or cutting.

The term is given to a crumbled apple pie because when the guy in the movie "American Pie" used a pie to masterbate with, the pie was totally crumbled. So when reffering to a crumbled pie as an "American Pie", it is hilarious because it reflects upon the possibility that someone might have had sex with the pie.
Look at that pie, someone tried to divide it in equal pieces and now it looks like an "American Pie".
by I shag your mom June 16, 2009
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1. A piss-funny movie that still defines every actor who was in it almost a decade later ("hey, it's that dude/chick out of 'American Pie'"), and gave the world Steve Stifler, the man every guy wanted to be, and every girl wanted to be with.

2. American Pie, the song, is a cultural atrocity from one-hit-wonder Don McLean. The reason this song is so popular is a mystery. It's one of those indulgent, over-long, over-blown, pompous efforts that says more about the singer than the object of the song. Too complex for its own good (there are a million interpretations of the lyrics), yet contains some apparently random passages which seem to have been selected just to make a rhyme. A birthday-and-wedding staple in Australia, it contains enough references to booze and Chevys to make it popular with the younger crowd even almost 40 years later. It usually comes on near the end of the night and when it does, you're supposed to stand in a circle, put your arms around each other's shoulders and sway as though you're taking part in some sort of special experience (see also Dancing Queen, The Gambler and Khe Sanh). Personally, I only like it because it gives me 8 minutes to go outside for a dart, grab a drink and get back on for the next song. Most unfortunately, the fact that it's a tribute to dead rockers has saved it from the bucketing that it truly deserves.
American Pie, the movie, is awesome.

American Pie, the song, is a piece of shit.
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A relatively obscure sex act that combines a creampie with a David Foster Wallace reference. The man ejaculates inside his partner (the creampie) while yelling "'Victory for the Forces of Democratic Freedom!" This is a reference to the David Foster Wallace short story Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, and its meaning can be as obscurely ironic as the partners decide. The American pie combines irony, patriotism, and sex in a heady mix that's not suitable for everyone.
Q: Are you and Charlie doing anything special for the Fourth of July?
A: Probably go to the parade, watch some fireworks, and finish the evening off just the two of us, doing an American pie.
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The movie that gives an excuse for any preteen to masturbate without making them look like a pervert.
Prep Teen: "Hey! Have you seen American Pie? That movie is sooo funny! I think its a great piece of comedy, totally original!"

Young Adult: "You disgusting slice of perverted shit! Get your jacked out body out of my sight"
by JonZaragoza June 26, 2007
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The sexual act of fucking a pie on a kitchen table. The pie is typically of the apple variety. The warm and soft pie resembles a street whore’s pussy by the end of the excursion
Nig, I only like to die American Pie when it’s pumpkin pie.
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1. Another obsession for fundamentalists (religious fanatics) to overanalyze, which they do with just about everything. Generally, it's a hit song by Don McLean which was a big smash in 1971. The lyrics refer to several events and pop culture phenominae during the time period from the late 40s to around 1970. AKA "The Day the Music Died", this tune refers to the plane crash deaths of Buddy Holly, Richard Valens, and The Big Bopper at the same time in the late 1950's. Played excessively by radio stations, it's considered to be a "classic", but then again, so is "You You -YOU" by Peter Frampton, "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" by Meat Loaf and "You Light Up My Life" by Debbie Booneand other shit. In 2000 Madonna released a cover of this tune, and it ain't that hot.

2. a series of "coming-of-age" sex-crazed-teens-just-gotta-get-laid movies from 1999 to the present that feature nothing in their plots that haven't been done before, except that one of the main male characters fucks an apple pie. How inspiring, NOT!
1. Miss American Pie took her Chevy to the levee. OK, now what comes next?

2. The American Pie movies are now a franchise like the National Lampoon series and are an example of how comedy flicks, as well as movies in general have pretty much declined in quality in the past 10 years or so.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 23, 2007
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A quest to lose your virginity. Or more broadly, to get laid. From the premise of the movie, American Pie.
James: So, how is your American Pie quest going?
Matt: Not well, James. Not well.
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